January 2011
That awkward moment when your parents tell you...
kimitobokunofuture:
98% of girls aged 5-20 would faint if Justin...
Saw this on my cousin's Facebook
Atty: Idescribe mo dito sa korte 'yung taong nanghold-up sayo.
Babae: Maitim, panot, tigyawatin, pango at bungal!
Suspek: Sige! mamintas ka pa! Perfect ka? Perfect!? Kapal neto shet! Aamin naman ako, idedescribe pa. Gawin ko kayang murder kaso ko?
I saw you crying in the middle of the rain..
hazeleyeso2:
nilapitan kita, then you said: “leave me Alone!”
I just smiled and said, “hala! dadaan lang eh. kalsada mo? sa’yo? sa’yo?”
HAHAHA! Vuma-Vice Ganda! XD
That moment when you get a high score on a quiz...
babblingbumblingbandofbaboons-:
If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
-srslynotamused:
fangster:
lordvoldie - madiistarshine (via themilkybarsareonme)
Thank god i’ll be dead.
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^ i need that gif saved
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
That awkward moment when nainlove ako sa'yo akala...
wynonasansushi:
— HAHAHHA DAMI KO TAWA!
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
When your crush looks at you.
perceivetheextraodrinary:
Crush be like:
While he’s still looking, you do:
The minute he’s out of sight:
But he goes back and looks at you again so you:
After he’s really went away:
Nakakamiss.
denisedeleon:
Yung mga panahong kikiligin ka dahil nakikita mong padating yung crush mo.
Tapos yung mga kaibigan mo mas kikiligin pa sa’yo.
Malalaman mo sa mga kaibigan mong tumitingin yung crush mo sa’yo.
Tapos buong araw mo masaya ka na.
NAKAKAMISS lang kasi.
